Thinking about the late term abortion that is Googles Adwords system it occured to me that Adwords is more prostitute than auction. Just a few observations I have made in passing….
- Quality Score is to Adwords as Adams Apples are to hot hookers. A huge disgusting disappointment.
- Hookers use a time honored bait and switch technique offering “full service” sex for an initial low payment then charging you more when you get to the room. Adwords tempts you with the promise of paying a price based on demand then changes the price to what ever they want.
- Adwords likes to test what you’ll spend by varying the minimum cpc of the phrases you bid on. Essentially they are feeling you out. Who knows… maybe this sucker will pay more? Maybe he’s loaded. Similarly street walkers feel your drunk ass up while changing the price around constantly for their services. They both realize you are probably to drunk to remember the original price. If you do they figure you are to desperate to even care.
- Tourists, out of towners, and visiting businessmen get take to the cleaners. Sailors, locals, and regulars can catch a price break. Thats sort of how a good track record on Adwords will get you a discount isn’t it?
- Hookers sacrifice the morality for a buck… Adwords sacrifices quality serps for a buck. At least hookers are honest about it.
Don’t ask how I know these comparisons are true. Just know that my portion of your tax dollars were well spent when I sailed the seven seas.
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| Filed under: Misc — Scott @ October 26, 2007 1:44 pm |
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Sorry I still have to ask how come you know so much about hookers? I couldn’t resist.
Interesting observations and I’m sure there are quite a few people at the moment who have more respect for hookers than they do for Google.
Hey those girls work just as hard as anyone else, they should get some respect. Regarding your question all I can say is once I was young and a sailor.
I’m laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside because your analogy hits so close to the mark. Great post!
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