Honestly it must be a slow day in Europe because Dan recycled the “where are the women in search” topic. At best its simply an ignorant error in topic selection at worst its sexist. How many times will this question be asked before someone says its a damned dumb question. If you need of a topic so badly that “Where are the BLANKS in search?” sounds good you are in trouble.
At least use a variation of it that hasn’t been worn thin. Here’s a few I haven’t heard…
Where are the blacks in search?
Seriously I went to a pubcon, I look at the mybloglog avatar photos, and watched videos and I have never seen one black man. I did see a black women featured once but that was 3 years ago or so and Nickw was pointing out she got arrested for abusing elderly people. Looking around at a pubcon you could easily get the impression that the search field is primarily a fraternity of pudgy middle aged white men who drink to much.
Where are the gays in search?
Is there anyone thats openly out thats in search? I dunno.. its none of my business but surely theres a market niche to be exploited there. I see gayseo.com is registered but there isn’t anything parked. A quick search in google for “+gay seo firm” only pulls up a bunch of Netscape spam and a findarticle.com spam. Surely gay and lesbian business owners are looking for seo help too.
Where are all the Jews in search?
Nevermind.. they control everything. You bastards make me jealous.
Where are all the atheists in search?
Hey you found me. Shhhhh though.. don’t tell anyone I live in the bible belt and people hate atheists here.
Where are all the hispanics in search?
Their around and pretty active theirs Nacho Hernandez and Jose Nunez to name two. There are more but honestly I am to damned lazy to bother looking.
Feel free to post more variations so we don’t have to suffer this damned topic anymore on otherwise great blogs.
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Nailed it! Where are all the %PeopleWhoActuallyDontHaveTimeForThis%in search?
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Scott, It looks like the bored search marketers are everywhere, In the US too…
http://sphinn.com/story/2898
I didn’t know that Americans were allowed to be atheists? Isn’t it in the constitution along with the right to carry sub machine guns.
Yep and before “In God we trust…”
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